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  • Java
  • Jew
  • Jokes

Java

  • Island in Indonesia
  • Coffee
  • Programming Language

Jew

Who is a Jew?

  • Member of the Jewish people and the Jewish Community
  • One whose mother is a Jew
  • One who had converted to Judaism
  • Usually believes that he is related to the ancient Hebrews (led by Abraham)
  • Probably speaks Yiddish
  • Can be orthodox, liberal or irreligious
  • May study the teachings of the Talmud and the Torah
  • Can be misunderstood by others (notably the Nazis)
  • May be stereotyped as greedy (as in Shylock the Jew), stingy
  • Can be a descendant of the victims and survivors of the Holocaust

Many Russian Jews were told to leave. They had two choices to relocate :
(a) Israel
(b) other countries (including USA if they had sponsors)

Jokes

Einstein Jokes

  • In our younger days, there were jokes about Sir Isaac Newton.
  • Later, there were jokes about Albert Einstein.
  • It is possible that someone made or modified a joke about an absent minded professor and then attributed to a famous person.

Einstein Joke (1)

It was raining.
Einstein took off his hat and hid it in his coat.

A student asked “Why?”

Einstein’s reply : “My hat is new and can be damaged. But my head cannot be damaged by the rain.”

Einstein Joke (2)

A ticket inspector boarded a train.
Einstein searched for his pockets.

The inspector said, “You need not show me the ticket. You are Einstein.”

Einstein’s reply : “I do not know which stop I should get down.”

Einstein Joke (3)

Einstein was carrying a stack of books.
He collided with a beautiful student.
The books fell down.

The student collected the books and returned them to Einstein.
Einstein asked, “Which way was I going?”
The student replied, “You were going towards the school.”
Einstein felt relieved. “Then, I must had my lunch at home.”

RIT Jokes

RIT Joke (1) : Set Hmu [Maung] Thein Aung

U Thein Aung (M72) presents the differentiation with U Thein Aung (Met72).

  • I am Set HmuMaung Thein Aung.
    I am Maung Thein Aung studying Mechanical Engineering.
  • He is Set Hmu MaungThein Aung.
    He is Thein Aung, who won Mr. RIT award / Sa Lwei Thaing in 1968.

RIT Joke (2) : Ba La Gyi vs. Ba Lar Gyi

  • During his RIT days, U Thein Aung (Met72) was “Ba La Gyi” (full of strength and prowess).
  • Lately, he has become “Ba Lar Gyi” (nothing notable left).

RIT Joke (3) : Kar Ku La Thin Char

Saya U Aung Myint (Pet69, Kyant Ba Hone) drew a cartoon:

“Ah Ba, Kar Ku La Thin Char (Calculus) is fascinating.
If you differentiate a La Da, you get a Sargalay.
If you integrate a Sargalay, you get back a La Da.”

  • At a 69er gathering, Daw Saw Yu Tint (T69) greeted U Khin Maung Win (EP69) as Sargalay (“sparrow”).
  • He replied, “I am no longer Sargalay. I have became a La Da. “

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