- In our younger days, there were Newton jokes.
- Later, there were Einstein jokes.
- It is possible that someone processed a joke about an absent minded professor and then attributed to a famous person.
Einstein Joke (1)
It was raining. Einstein took off his hat and hid it in his coat.
A student asked “Why?”
The reply : “My hat is new and can be damaged. My head cannot be damaged by the rain.”
Einstein Joke (2)
A ticket inspector boarded a train. Einstein searched for his pockets.
The inspector said, “You need not show me the ticket. You are Einstein.”
The reply: “I do not know which stop I should get down.”
Einstein Joke (3)
Einstein was carrying a stack of books. He collided with a lovely student.
The books fell down. The student collected the books and returned them to Einstein.
Einstein asked, “Which way was I going?”
The student replied, “You were going towards the school.”
Einstein felt relieved. “Then, I must have had my lunch at home.”