Einstein Jokes

In our younger days, there were jokes about Sir Isaac Newton.

Later, there were jokes about Albert Einstein.

It is possible that someone made or modified a joke about an absent minded professor and then attributed to a famous person.

Einstein [1]

It was raining.
Einstein took off his hat and hid it in his coat.

A student asked “Why?”

Einstein’s reply : “My hat is new and can be damaged. But my head cannot be damaged by the rain.”

Einstein [2]

A ticket inspector boarded a train.
Einstein searched for his pockets.

The inspector said, “You need not show me the ticket. You are Einstein.”

Einstein’s reply : “I do not know which stop I should get down.”

Einstein [3]

Einstein was carrying a stack of books.

He collided with a beautiful student.

The books fell down.

The student collected the books and returned them to Einstein.

Einstein asked, “Which way was I going?”

The student replied, “You were going towards the school.”

Einstein felt relieved. “Then, I must had my lunch at home.”

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